I am often asked if I can make slipcovers on location, and the answer is, “Of course I can!”. Really the more exotic the location, the more likely I am to say yes. Just holler and I can pack my bags lickety-split. I promise you will be amazed and entertained by the art of slipcovery. Here’s what I would need to get started: weekly financial compensation, plus all travel expenses for me and a design assistant of choice, plus cost of all materials and supplies, plus lodging, plus boarding expenses for Crackers, our company mascot. Here are some places I would love to travel to: Ocracoke Island, Ireland, Paris, Belhaven, London, Bald Head Island, and maybe New York. And the moon. Would consider others.
Now booking for 2013.